Are there any elder millennials out there who actually ordered from dELiA*S or Alloy back in the day? I always begged my dad to let me get something from either of them but it never happened so I need to know if I really missed out or not
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On my commute this morning I had a convertible sports car zoom past me going probably 70 in a 45, bobbing & weaving through traffic, just for us to end up next to each other at the next red light. I rolled down my window and cheered and clapped for him for going so fast in his big boy car. He flipped me off and then had to just sit there next to me while I laughed at him.
I know that was incredibly childish of me but it felt incredible, 10/10 would do it again
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July 2017 Incoming text from Dad
Dad: Getting ready to head over, if that’s OK.
Shane: Yup!
Dad: Just making sure.
Shane: All good Dad, thanks.
Dad: I'm really sorry, Shane.
Shane: For what?
Dad: You said you were on a silent retreat. I shouldn't have come over.
Shane: It's ok, Dad.
Dad: I didn't recognize The Code.
Shane: The what now?
Dad: I should have known you had someone there and stayed away.
Shane: Oh.
Dad: I invaded your privacy. I feel really terrible about it.
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“Anya’s” Condolences *lil spicy 🔥*
One year Ilya and Shane send Jackie an absolutely stunning bouquet of flowers on her and Hayden’s anniversary… with a condolences card attached to the bouquet from “Anya”. Hayden calls Shane as soon as the flowers arrive, “your fucking husband is a MENACE,” while Jackie giggles in the background.
Shane, entirely deadpan, “I’m pretty sure Anya was in charge of the card, Hayd, Ilya and I just picked the flowers. We wanted her to be as involved as possible.”
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